Anyway, I've always wondered why we can't just put in a little switch on our noses to turn off the running and the sneezing. It seems that it never has really worked as God intended. All it does is cause worse infections than not having mucus at all. Just think how many diseases would be basically cured with a little aspirin if snot was a thing of the past. Plus I wouldn't have to keep wiping my kids noses, and telling them not to pick them (and not to eat it!!).
I think we should get to work on the snot shut off valve right away. I'd have the installation surgery in a minute. They could just leave it in the off position permanently as far as I'm concerned. I'll use some nice nose spray if things ever got too dry.
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Dave, lol, your posts are so weird, lol.
I get physically nauseous when I hear of people getting crazy with their noses, fingers and mouths. Seriously. I've been told that if we're going to have kids, I have to get over this. WRONG!! I think that with the amazing things they're doing with genetics these days, I'll just have kids with fingers and nostrils that are just disproportionate. :)
Thanks Jan. I wish you luck on that genetic thing. Thanks about the weird posts I think. I think the in-term for that is edgy... ;-)
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